He knew many things, but he knew them all badly.
September 16 - October 22, 2016
Kate Werble Gallery
…my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault
- Donald Trump, tweet on May 8, 2013
Stupidity does not sit on one side and Intelligence on the other, they’re like Vice
and Virtue–it takes an awfully shrewd mind to tell them apart.
- Gustave Flaubert, letter to Louis Bouilhet, 1855
In the age of the smartphone, what does it mean to be stupid? This is one of the questions that
Gareth Long addresses in his new exhibition, He knew many things, but he knew them all badly.
Despite increased access to information and widespread knowledge, stupidity is here celebrated
as a virtue, a generative means of production, and an alternative model of thought.
A central work in this exhibition is He knew many things, but he knew them all badly (counting
waves). A monument to stupidity and remedial learning, this 24-foot wave-like curtain draws on a
lost comedic epic written by Homer about a man called Margites, An exceedingly simple man,
Margites went down to the sea to count the waves, an impossible task for anybody, but even
more so for Margites, who couldn’t count past five. In this work, the edges of Margites’ numerical
universe are paired with geometric shapes resembling children’s educational toys.
The motif of learning tools is continued in other pieces in the exhibition. Long has created new
sculptural objects that repurpose designer butterfly chairs into semi-functional children’s bead
mazes, a wood-block wall sculpture that imitates the shape of one of the fragments of Homer’s
epic, text drawings, and an animation that attempts endlessly to fit a square peg into a round hole.
For Long, such futile acts are recouped into a moment of tranquillity, in which the ephemeral and
the inoperative exceeds the functional and the prosaic.
The gods taught him neither to dig nor to plough, nor any other skill; he failed in
every craft
- Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics 6.7
He knew many things, but he knew them all badly (counting waves), detail, 2016
UVA inkjet on fabric, custom curtain rod
288 x 114 inches
Installation view
Installation view
Installation view
Installation view
Stupid Learning Tool 1, 2016
Steel, wood, paint
31 1/2 x 29 1/2 x 34 3/5 inches
Stupid Learning Tool 1, 2016
Steel, wood, paint
31 1/2 x 29 1/2 x 34 3/5 inches
Stupid Learning Tool 2, 2016
Steel, wood, paint
31 1/2 x 29 1/2 x 34 3/5 inches
Stupid Learning Tool 2, 2016
Steel, wood, paint
31 1/2 x 29 1/2 x 34 3/5 inches
The Gods taught him neither to dig nor to plough, nor any other skill, he failed at every craft, 2016
Wood, paint
64 x 78 inches
The Gods taught him neither to dig nor to plough, nor any other skill, he failed at every craft, 2016
Wood, paint
64 x 78 inches
He knew many things, but he knew them all badly (And misfortunes often occur, so that it would be best to live [if at all] like Homer’s Margites, doing nothing and knowing nothing.), 2016
Graphite on paper
19 3/8 x 26 x 1 1/2 inches (framed)
. . . at once ran up . . . afraid . . . the fellow domestic’s . . . she avoiding . . . “. . . and examine my . . .” . . . house . . . her (un)veiled . . . sword . . ., 2016
Graphite on paper
19 3/8 x 26 x 1 1/2 inches (framed)
. . . [like Paris] when he saw Helen and . . . in the groves . . . of Aphrodite . . . [mai]dens of like age . . . cleanly . . . his new marr[iage in a sho]rt [time he consummated manfully,] as when Heracles first made love [to lovely-haired, rose-armed Hebe] . . . with feet . . . to the accompaniment of a harp . . . g[la]d . . . fr[om his troub]les . . ., 2016
Graphite on paper
19 3/8 x 26 x 1 1/2 inches (framed)
. . . bl]adder, and with hand outstretched [he set his dick to] the pot, and thrust [it in. Then in two] pinches he was caught . . . while in the chamber pot . . . and it was impossible to get it out . . . and he very soon pissed into it . . . He thought of a new stratagem . . . [He jumped up,] leaving the [warm] bed . . . [opened] the doors and ran out . . . through the dark night . . . and . . . his hand . . . through the dark night . . . and no torch [he had] . . . unlucky he[ad] . . . thought it was a stone . . . and with his stout hand . . . [sma]shed the pot [on it . . ., 2016
Graphite on paper
19 3/8 x 26 x 1 1/2 inches (framed)
Stupid Learning Tool 1, 2016
Steel, wood, paint
31 1/2 x 29 1/2 x 34 3/5 inches
Stupid Learning Tool 2, 2016
Steel, wood, paint
31 1/2 x 29 1/2 x 34 3/5 inches